I love a good joke and there are some really good sex related ones out there that i thought i would share with you!  Take a look, enjoy and send me more … (sexaholicbbw@hotmail.co.uk).

Anna in Mourning:

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mum! I have someone for you to meet.” Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in London . Their first night there, she undressed as he also did. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, “Why the black panties?” She replied: “My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning”. He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same; she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit — but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked: “What’s with the black condom?” He replied, “I want to offer my deepest condolences.”

Business Trip:

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I’d get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you’re calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I’m in my room and figure, what the heck, I’ll give her a call.

Hello?’ the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.

‘Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I’m talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we’ll do it…. Bring implements, toys, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby.

Now, how does that sound?’

She says, ‘That sounds fantastic …but for an outside line Sir, you need to press 9′.